the noobies kit
the noobies kit
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the noobies kit

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destroys the daily grime and oil buildup

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moisturises the skin and helps it repair and rebuild the skin

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Lasts over 2 months if you’re not bathing in it

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activated charcoal

absorbs dirt and grime

detoxes your skin like a maniac, dirt and grime won't stand a chance

vitamine

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repairs, locks in moisture

fights back against daily stuff and prevents your skin from freaking out

micro

algae

protects and hydrates

repairs the skin for the next fight against life

shea

butter

softens dry skin and skin feeding

your skins healthy snack

  • destroys oil and buildup, without wrecking your face

  • moisturises the skin, helps repair and rebuild the skin

  • easy starting your routine, the right way!

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daily grime killer

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smooth moisturizer

included in the bundle

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Washes off the daily crap — oil, sweat, pollution, bad decisions

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Gentle enough for everyday use — though enough to eliminate grime

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feeds your skin the good stuff so it can rebuild, recharge and look alive again

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Hydrates deep without turning you into a greaseball

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all the good stuff

we know, we know, you are not going to read the whole ingredient list, sooooo... we made a section just for the highlights - the important stuff!

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activated charcoal

absorbs dirt and grime like a sponge. it unclogs the pores and detoxes the skin like a beast!

vitamine

b5

repairs your skin and smooths out rough patches. strengthens your skin barrier against daily stress. keeps your skin healthy and ready for anything

micro algae

boosts collagen and speeds up skin renewal for a smoother skin. calms and repairs the skin with strong antioxidants

shea butter

loaded with fatty acids and antioxidants, essential for the skin! your skin stays smooth and protected

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Ingredients that hit where it matters

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made for real men!

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No skin-hating crap. Just smooth results

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One minute a day. Done.

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Glitter, fragrance & marketing fluff

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woman stuff packed in men skincare

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Breakouts, redness, and dry patches

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12 products and a YouTube tutorial

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quick & easy

We know… a 10-step routine before coffee? Ahh hell no. So we made it as easy as brushing your teeth, one smooth-ass minute a day.

made only for us men

built for us men, the girls got there own stuff. this is for thick, greasy and though skin. only sticks and balls in the club

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no harmfull crap

we don't use stuff that hates your face. every ingredient is handpicked to keep your skin smooth, calm and badass

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Ingredients that hit where it matters

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made for real men!

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No skin-hating crap. Just smooth results

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One minute a day. Done.

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Glitter, fragrance & marketing fluff

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woman stuff packed in manly labels

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Breakouts, redness, and dry patches

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12 products and a YouTube tutorial

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easy start up without the hASSLE

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CHANGE YOUR FACE UP IN 2 MONTHS

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dirtbag rehab
dirtbag rehab

dirtbag rehab

destroy the dirt before it kills your face

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kills oil and dirt without mercy

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gives blackheads and breakouts no chanse

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smooths out the roughest skin

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the noobies kit
the noobies kit

the noobies kit

beginner friendly, skin chansing ass hell

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cleans the skin, while keeping it moist

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makes the skin look firmer, younger and more alive

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eliminates the zombie look

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full ingredient list

smooth moisturizer

Aqua, Glycerin, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Isononyl Isononanoate, Dicaprylyl Carbonate, Dimethicone, Phenoxyethanol, Polyacrylate-13, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearic Acid, Tocopheryl Acetate, Coco-Caprylate/Caprate, Xanthan Gum, Polyisobutene, Fragrance (Parfum), Tocopherol, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Triticum Vulgare (Wheat) Germ Oil, Chlorella Vulgaris Extract, Daucus Carota Sativa (Carrot) Root Extract, Padina Pavonica Thallus Extract, Ginkgo Biloba Leaf Extract, Porphyridium Cruentum Extract, Mimosa Tenuiflora Bark Extract, Rosa Damascena Flower Extract, Collagen Amino Acids, Citric Acid

daily grime killer

Aqua, Glycerin, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Cocoyl Glycinate, Activated Charcoal, Kaolin, Allantoin, Panthenol, Sodium PCA, Xanthan Gum, Disodium EDTA, Citric Acid, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Parfum

smooth moisturizer

use your finger and scoop a full finger tip out of the jar

rub it gently in, on a dry and clean skin!

use daily to obtain the full smoothness

daily grime killer

Use a nickel-sized drop to cover your face without overloading

Massage gently into damp skin in upward, circular motions

Use once a day to blast off dirt, oil, and daily grime